Good quotes so far:

Megs(SR)(TM) tells you: god ive that many scheduleds i talk about them in my sleep

Snezhanna tells you: rating podnimu, togda eshe poigraem :)

elithium(67): are there any nice blond chicks in here?

say this games was too tought (told Stalkov)
Stalkov says: Do you want me to play easier?

blitzkriegstryke tells you: i enjoyed seeing the explosions

szura tells you: ja esche naderu tebe zad

killerplayer tells you: lucky fuck
killerplayer tells you: im better than u its clear

--> Sqreater Marriage is a high price to pay for sex.

cannibalex(1): How do i thanx the component?

Phark(C) tells you: Sorry I only play rated. Only patzers sitting on an inflated rating play unrated :)

Wizeman tells you: for manga pjeser e inte bra... for mkt att halla reda pa :D

Wizeman tells you: du e nestan lika duktig som du e drygkaxig :P men inte riktigt ;)

InsaneManiac says: i wouldn't be surprised if someone accused you of abuse man..
InsaneManiac says: u don't see many 1500s play like this

GuestTPXR(U) tells you: stick it into your stinky pussy. I should have taken your rock. I consider this my win!

Kadin tells you: why dont you just say "Type mam j 14 for your FREE Ipod!" ?

Conquerer tells you: you are the tal mikhail of atomic :) with crushing tactics!

ptu tells you: hi ,why do you so good at chess ? any secret?

say very fast you learn(told FlameDude, who is playing)
FlameDude tells you: Yoda, you are

PCM[46] says: Daaamned ! Stop doing that ! Lay down and die ! :)

mjb shouts: I am the bobby fischer of masturbation

Megs(SR)(TM) tells you: yeah i make george bush look like a nice guy

joddle tells you: joddle says: you're the atomic champ!

operatorerror(49): i'm in a tourney of life but i can't withdraw

tell rff hehe, at ease mate :D (told RFFISCHER, who is playing)
RFFISCHER(SR)(TM) tells you: still drinking, I'll be at ease soon enough ;)

AcademiaNut(*)(5): I could have been your father, Megs, but the monkey beat me up the stairs

Megs(SR)(TM)(5): just wait till i get admin, payback time :)

AcademiaNut(*)(48): geez all it takes is two x-chromosomes to be popular around here

var SoyLaBomba
Variable settings of SoyLaBomba:
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Interface: "Cheater 1.5 + Abuse plugin"

--> Psycho wonders if AcademiaNut carries a general allergy warning
AcademiaNut(*) shouts: yes, I was processed in a facility that handles nuts and nut byproducts

Erkki shouts: harharharhar
Erkki shouts: what is harhar

--> mrundersun pays his respect to the atomic genious siggemannen

Alquimista tells you: you are a gentleman

siggemannen(SR)(TM)(48): 3/10 forfeited already, this looks like an Agatha Christie novel :)

BlyaPivoKonchilos(U) tells you: pozornik eeker sigge

gregvdb shouts: S @ I @ G @ G @ E @ M @ A @ N @ N @ E @ N
gregvdb shouts: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ sig for administrator $$$$$$$$$$$$$

GmaV(49): my opponent had a queen mysteriously appear on his screen ;\

lrzal(49): so why do you hate blitz? TripleCheck(49): Because it does nothing to improve your play. It is like masturbation. It feels good but it is not the real thing.

--> Regnmanden siggemannen is MY hero

Megs(SR)(TM) tells you: i am the world champion twat

Pulmannen(24): Hi guys.Pulmannen(*)(24): I am Pulmannen and I am an admin here. Feel free to ask me for help.
JStriker(24): Hi Guys,JStriker (*)(SR)(CA)(TM)(GM)(24): I am everything here, feel free to askwhatever you want.

Resonator says: ooh gay faggot
Resonator says: grow a dick you fucking pussy

SimianChatter(99): i think this unprotected mating business in atomic sets a bad example :)

tipau tells you: well you just have to be a better horse-s***ter with inc :)

A funny conversation with Sygate:
Sygate tells you: I was not being funny, I only play at FICS, I AM NOT METROID DAMNIT.
tell sygate funny metroid :) (told Sygate)
Sygate tells you: Think what you want, But I am not him. I have never even met him.
.ok metroid (told Sygate)
Sygate tells you: I AM NOT METROID
Sygate tells you: Look at the differences between my lightning rating and his.
.so you eeked (told Sygate)
Sygate tells you: He is like 1200 I am 1900
Sygate tells you: Look at his Losers rating!
Sygate tells you: He is 1700 I am 2200
Sygate tells you: That proves right there that I am not him.
.you are him (told Sygate)
Sygate tells you: NO I AM NOT LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP LYING YOU DAMN ASS HOLE
Notification: Sygate has departed.

DrDeath issues the following command for you: t 99 I like big butts I can not lie. (so easy to fix ;o)
siggemannen(SR)(99): I like big butts I can not lie. (so easy to fix ;o)

maciejg(99): maciejg issues the following command for you: a6, maciejg issues
the following command for you: h6 {Game 666 (maciejg vs. seberg) seberg's
king exploded} 1-0

maciejg(SR) tells you: pokemon is #$%&

:TournamentBot KOTH INFO: ComputerAbuse left as king of KOTH #12!

maciejg(SR) tells you: im a bot written by maciej to sit on fics and waste processor time

Sbetso(1668)[174] kibitzes: Ivanchuck Norris would kick ass in chess

TheRaven(24): I already know that message abuse is piped to /dev/null